What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Heavy rains suspend play at US Open, raising the possibility of a Monday finish to the final round - CNN

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

Xbox Surprises Users With Free Copy of One of its Biggest Games - ComicBook.com

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do married men like sucking dick?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.